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Retro-inspired text humor printed on a sturdy cotton canvas tote that leans into the snarky ‘holiday party survival’ vibe. Clean, high-contrast lettering sits on a classic holiday color block for instant readability—a simple carry-all that signals playful exhaustion from small-talk–heavy gatherings. Sized for everyday errands and holiday events where you want to make a quick, readable joke without saying a word.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas
- Flat corners (no gusset)
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd²)
- Available in natural and black colors
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
I Survived the Holiday Party Tote | funny holiday tote, party small talk humor
$15.67
Taxes included.
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